Timeless Valentine

As time goes by from year to year,
One thing is surely true, my dear;
Though decades come and decades go,
Just seeing you sets me aglow.

Time shifts my body; I start to sag,
When I pass a mirror, it can make me gag.
My joints all ache; I can hardly move;
Still a smile from you, and I’m in the groove.

Getting older can be a pain,
But with you along, I can’t complain.
Despite the things that we go through,
I know I’ll never stop loving you.

Your loving heart turns life to play,
As we laugh at time from day to day.
So I write this poem, and I’ll hang my sign,
Saying, "Always Be My Valentine."

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

Sardarji Again !

Sardarji during Race
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?


Sardarji N Twins
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!


Sardarji in Theatre
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...


Sardarji in Funeral
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Sardarji in class
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


Sardarji climbs tree everyday
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why
he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."


Sardarji N his thoughful Dinner !
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth....... ......... . WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=

Being Raped by own Brother

I could not help myself from laughing after watching this !

Funny Shayaris

smaan mai tum ho,
samundar mai tum ho,
zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum,
jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho.
DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi
KITANU har jagah hote hain.

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Na moh na maya hai;
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile
sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.

Time For Sardarji Jokes !

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts “Sagittarius.”.
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

Hubby Photo !

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Jokes Junction

Sardarji Again
Banta Singh's Letter To Bill Gates
Diary Of A Young Wife
Ramayana by Bill Gates
Sardarji at Art Gallery
Time for Sardarji Jokes
Sardarji Jokes
Hindi Movies and Software Professionals
My Dad is great