Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not
sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -
I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY!
One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….
What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked:How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR
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