The most interesting thing about this sms
is that by the time you realize that
nothing is written in it….
it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?
Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera,
Toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation:
Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All ur relatives were standing behind u!
Om Namah Shinay! Jai Sri Ram!
Wahe Guru! Jai Sri Krishna!
Darr Mat, kisi ko forward nahin karna hai,
khud hi jap le… PAAPI.
Gud looks catch the eyes,
But gud personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both! Flattered?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me,
and I just wanted you to read it.
All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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