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Sardarji Again
Banta Singh's Letter To Bill Gates
Diary Of A Young Wife
Ramayana by Bill Gates
Sardarji at Art Gallery
Time for Sardarji Jokes
Sardarji Jokes
Hindi Movies and Software Professionals
My Dad is great

Banta Singh's Letter To Bill Gates

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' button.

3.There is a button 'start’ but there is no “stop” button.We request you to check this.

4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu.One of my friend clicked ‘run' has ran upto Amritsar!So,we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug?

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT,So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’(playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that?

Best regards,
Banta Singh

Hindi Movies and Software Professionals

Sajan Chale Sasural: Computer professional coming to US

1942, a Love story: Sticking to one company for more than a year

Dil to Pagal Hai: Staying in India, dreaming of US

Sapnay: Green card

Sadma: Rejected H-1(B) Visa

Khalnayak: Body shoppers

Deewana Mastana: Project Manager - Team Leader

Rakhwala: Project Manager

Mr. Bechara: Computer professional in Singapore

Zanjeer: Company bond

Himmatwala: Breaking company bond

Tohfa: H-4 Visa for your Wife

Mawaali: Before coming to US

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman: Once you are in US

Chaudhvin ka Chand: Assembly programmer

Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam: Client, your company and you

My Dad is great

How children think of there dad at different ages

At 4 Years: My daddy is great.

At 6 Years: My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years: My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years: My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.

At 14 Years: My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years: My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years: My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years: Oh! It's becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how
Mom puts up with him.

At 25 Years: Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years: It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared
of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years: Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I
should do the same.

At 45 Years: I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years: My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am
unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years: My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things
for us. He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years: My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 Years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st stage!

Diary Of A Young Wife

Monday:Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, ‘beat 12 eggs separately.’ Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, ’serve without dressing.’ So I didn’t dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, ‘wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.’ So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can’t say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.It said, prepare ingredients,then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.’ I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I’ll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, ‘put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.’ Beat it I did,to my mum’s place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it’s little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really
stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out ‘why me? why me ?’

Hmmm….It must be his job.

Ramayana by Bill Gates

When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote
it in his personal Diary which has been recently found (courtesy PTI). These are excerpts from his diary:

Ramayana by Bill Gates…

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there
ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he
EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which
his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM,
LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent
MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only
PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he
married princess C ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL
RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE
(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-
rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this
opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid
and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and
that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14
years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE
passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like
unstable version of AI MSN does in intel.

RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING
IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she
proposed that he should marry her. RAM, politely
declined, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE.
She hastened to kill her but LSI-man cut her
inportant PERIPHERALS. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled
to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS
TOR s plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-
icha REPROGRAMED himself to form a golden stag
and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, RAM
shot the deer, which, with his last breath, cried out
for LSI-man in voice of RAM s SOUND CARD. Fooled
by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man
to his brother s aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-
van DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and changed
her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

Sardarji at Art Gallery

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing
is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again had twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIG
GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ABOVE 18…

Sardar standing below a tube light with an open
mouth…………….. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him “Tonight’s dinner should be light”

Time for Sardarji Jokes

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts “Sagittarius.”.
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

Sardarji Jokes

Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not
sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -
I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY!

One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked:How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

SMS Zone

FUNNY SMS
Shetaan ki 3 nishanian
Flirt SMSs
Agar aapka sms na aaya toh !
SMS Diet For your Mobile
Pyar bhara SMS
Cute Love SMS
SMS Shayari
Looking for Cool SMS ???
Flirt with *Cute* Sms

FUNNY SMS

Chaandi ki diwaar na todee
Pyar bharaa dil tod diya
Ek rupey ki khatir
Kambakht tunhe sms karma chod diya

dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai
bina sms dil bor ho raha hai
kaheen aisa to naheen k
ek pyara sa dost hum se door ho raha hai

Thandi hai coffee garam kar lo,
us pathar dil ko thora sa naram kar lo,
aap ke hote huwe InBox Khali he
Thori si to Dosto Sharam kar Looooo…

Aik aap hain ke kitne sweet hain.
aik aap hain ke kitne cute hain.
aik aap hain ke kitne lovely hain.
Aik hum hain ke jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain

Shetaan ki 3 nishanian

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana—->
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

Flirt SMSs

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee?
An sms when u r free.

The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person,
but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good NightHey u!!!

Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light…H
ello Wind!!!Breeze Soft..
.Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently….
‘coz My sweet friend is going to sleep….
Good Night…..

Agar aapka sms na aaya toh !!!

aaj agar aap ka sms ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge!

warna!!

Warna kya????

Gussay mein chicken biryani wid cheese macroni salad k bad ICE

CREAM kha kar hi raat guzar lenge

SMS Diet For your Mobile

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mujhe Nahee Maloom tha

u r many kilometres..
u r many kilometres away frm me…
Still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels
1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal

you are very
smrta
smatr
sr
you are very
smrta
smatr
srtam
sa m art
msart
SORRY IT DOESNOT FIT ON YOU !!!

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don’t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz my
incoming
is free … my friend

Pyar bhara SMS

doori se pehle b ik doori hoti hai ,
zindgi mian her khwahish kab puri hoti he ,
aap milte to sunate hal-e-dil apna ,
sms main to har baaat adhoori hoti hai….

Ye Hichkiya Kyu mujhe Aane lagi hai.
Fizao se bhi Siskiya aahne lagi hai.
Ye soch kar Dil hai bohat khush.
K Yaad Hamari bhi kisi ko Aane Lagi hai.

Rehna paaoge kabhi,
Bhula kar dekh lo,
Yaqeen nahi aata to aazma kar dekh lo,
Har jagah mahsoos hoge kami hamari,
Apne mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekhlo

Bhoole se kabhi humain bhi yaad kiya kero,
Pyar nahi to shikayat hii kiya kero,
Itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hii na kiya kero,
Phone nahi to kamazkam SMS hii kiya kero……..

Cute Love SMS

Smokers have smoking heart,
Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart.
I request you Plz don’t eat sugar
coz u aready have a Sweet Heart !!

Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?

God created the world in SIX days
But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful…. as U!

The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell!

People die younger because God loves them so much.
But you are still on earth…
because there is someone who loves you more than God.

SMS Shayari

wafa itni karo kay bewafai na rahe
pyar itna karo k nafrat na rahe
dosti itni karo k dushmani na rahe
aur sms itne karo k balance na rahe.

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodi nahi jaate.

Looking for Cool SMS ???

The most interesting thing about this sms
is that by the time you realize that
nothing is written in it….
it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?
Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera,
Toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation:
Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All ur relatives were standing behind u!

Om Namah Shinay! Jai Sri Ram!
Wahe Guru! Jai Sri Krishna!
Darr Mat, kisi ko forward nahin karna hai,
khud hi jap le… PAAPI.

Gud looks catch the eyes,
But gud personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both! Flattered?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me,
and I just wanted you to read it.

All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

Flirt with *Cute* Sms

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best friend, nobody is happy with u
…. Dont cry…….my name is nobody

I m getting married next month,
its small party and only few people will be invited.
dont bring any gift.Just bring someone who will marry me.

ts too hard to loose someone who is
99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented
and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Those innocent eyes…,
those kissable lips…,
a great smile the perfect walk…,
smoothest talk…,
absolutely gorgeous..,
thts enough about me… how r u ?

if u read this sms, i m smart..
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous…

Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing,
Xpect Little,
Do More,Demand Less,
Smile Often,Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Subaah udaas hogi

Subaah udaas hogi
Shaam udaas hogi
Shabnam par padi meri laas hogi

Ae mere laas uthaane waalon
Ye laas usko dena
Jiski tasvir mere paas hogi !

Aapki yaadein

Jeena chahta hun magar zindagi raaz nahin ati,
Marna chahta hun magar maut paas nahin ati,
Bahoot udaas hun mein is zindagi se,
Aap ki yadein bhi to tarpane se baaz nahin ati.

Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan
har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi

Saans jab tak hai mere dil main…
tumhara intazaar karloonga…
tum khush raho is duniya main…
main ghum se bhi pyaar karloonga

Kya batayein haal hamara..

Ab wo manzar naahi wo chehre nazer aate hain,
Mujh ko malum na tha k khwab bi mar jaate hai,
Jaane kis hal main hain hum k humein dekh kar,
Sab ek pal k liye rukte huwe guzar jaate hain.

Har Udaasi Dil Par Chayi Hui,
Har Khushi Hai Mujse Ghabrai Hui,
Aur Kya Rakha Hai Zindagi Ke Daaman Me
Chand Kaliya Hai Vo Bhi Murjhaai Hui.

Palkon K Dehleez Par Khwaab

log er mor per ruk ruk ke kyon chalte hain?
itna derty hain to is rah per chalte hi kyon hain
neend se mera koi taluq hi ni jab
to khawab a ker palkun ki dehleez per tehelte kyon hain?

Kyon dil ke kareeb aa jata he koi,
Kyon pyar ka ehsas jaga jata he koi,
Jab adat c ho jati he dil ko uski,
Kyon dur boht dur chala jata he koi..

ROMANTIC SHAYARI COLLECTION

“Agar tum gusse mein aa kar mera khat phaar bhi daalo
Qadam to choom hi lain gay meri tehreer key tukray ”

Nigahe apke pehchan hay hamari
muskuraahat apke shaan hay hamari
karna hifazat tum apni
Kyon ki sansay apke jaan hay hamari

Koi ada nahi phir bhi tera intizar hai..
Judai k bad bhi tujh se pyar hai..
Teri chehre ki udaasi de rahi hai gawahi
Mujh se milny k liye tu bhi beqarar hai

Jab Tum Yaad mujhe kartey ho,
Mujhey us ki khabar ho jati hai
Is kaam se Mere Hamdam
Tum Daman bhigoya na karo

Mujh se bichad kar benaam ho jao ge
Saudagaron k hathon nilaam ho jao ge
Mujh ko acha nahi lagta tera har ek se milna,
Har ek ko didaar huay to AAM ho jao ge

Ae sms khata na karna
seeda ja kar mere dost ke qadmon me ja kar girna
Aur dheere se unke kan me kahna ke
aapko nacheez ki taraf se dil se salam qabool ho

Pyar Na Karna

Taras jao ge tum ,
Mehfil-e- wafa k liye,
Kisi se pyar na karna khuda k liye,
jub lage ge ishq ki adaalataik din,
tub tum hi chune jao ge saza k liye

Zindagi mohtaj nahe manziloun ki
waqt her manzil dikha deta hai
kon marta hai kisi aur k liye
waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai

Hum ne rona Chod diya

Hum ne kisi ki yaad main rona hi chod diya
Apni Zindagi ko talaash karna hi chod diya

Sab beeti hui baatein bhula di hum ne
Ab Dil main maazi basana chdr diya

Kaanton se bhar dete hain log daaman
Hum ne Aangan main Phool khilana hi chod diya

Bujhi rakh main chinghariyan dhoondne se kiya hasil
Na wo pehle se tum ho,na wo pehle se hum hain.

Unse Hum ab Kya Kahein?

hamari awaz unhein sunai nahi deti
ab to door tak koi umeed bhi dikhaayi nahi deti
parwa hai unhein aur sab doston ki
bas unhein hamari hi tanhaai dikhaayi nahi deti

Mera dil tod k kehte hain k muskurao
Hum has diye aakhir sawal us ki khushi ka tha
Maine khoya wo jo mera thaa hi nahi
Aur usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka thaa!

Is Se Zyaada Hum Kya karein?

Zakhm itne gehre hain, Izhaar kya karein,
Hum khud nishana ban gaye, waar kya karein,
Mar gaye hum, magar khuli rahi aankhen,
Ab is se zyaada, unka intezar kya karen….

Sitaro se bhara aasman magar aftaab nazar nahi aata,
Phoolon se bhari mehfil mein koi gulaab nazar nahi aata,
Khwab to dekhti hai ankhen roz naye,
Jiski tabeer ho mumkin aisa khwab nazar nahi aata.

Us ko mera halka sa ehsas to hai
Be-Dard sahi wo mera humraz to hai

Wo aye na aye mere pas lekin
Shidat se mujhe uska intezaar to hai

abhi nahi to kya huwa mil hi jayenge kabhi
mere dil me us se milne ka aas to hai

Kaun Si Saans Aakhiri Hogi…

na jane kaun si baat akhiri ho gi,
na jane kaun si raat akhiri ho gi,
karni hai to kar lo ji bhar k baatein.
na jane kaun si saans akhiri ho gi

Socha tha isbar unko bhul jayenge,
dekh jar bi undekha kar jayenge,
par jab bi samne aya chehra unka,
socha isbar dekh lein dusri baar bhul jayenge

Kaisa majaak kar gayi

wo na aaye un ki yaad aa k bafa kar gayi,
un se milne ki tamaam sukoon taba kar gayi,
aahat hoi to soch asar dua kar gayi,
darwaza khola to daikha mazak hum se hawa kar gai

zara si baat dair tak rulati rahi
Khushi mein bhi aankh ashk bahati rahi
Koi mil k kho gaya tu koi kho k mil gaya
Bas zindagi hum ko aisay hi aazmati rahi

Aashk Woh Bhi Giranay Lagay Hain
Paigam Un K Bhi Anay Lagay Hain
Iqraar Kartay Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
Jab Duniya Chod Hum Jaanay Lagay Hain…

Log aisa kyun samajh lete hain

Ishq Karne Wale Aankho Se
Ankho Ki Baat Samajh Lete Hain
Sapno Mai Mil Jaye To Mulakaat Samajh Lete Hain
Rota To Ye Aasman Bhi Hai Apni Dharti K Liye
Par Log Use Barsaat Samajh Lete Hain…………

Har Dil Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai
Har Baat Ka Ek Andaz Hota Hai ..
Jab Tak Na Lage Bewafai Ki Thokar
Har Kisi Ko Apni Pasand Par Naaz Hota Hai..

Badalte Hum Aur Tum

milti hee nahin,
ajnabi thi to har roz mila karti thi..
Ab wo mere har baat k maayinay poochti hay..
jo mere soch ki tehrer padhaa karti thi

Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehna wale hum na the
Kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na the
Adat si par gayi tumhe yad karne ki
warna kisi ko yad karne wale hum na they

Ab kis ko dost jane
Kis pe kare bharosa
Ek dil jo tha dost apna
Wo bhi teri taraf hogaya

Teri Aarzoo

“Bhoole hai rafta,rafta unhe muddatoo me hum,
kistoo me khudkushi ka maza hum se puchiye”

zindagi tez hawa ho jaisee
girtay patton ki sada ho jaise
bin teri meri haqiqat hai kya
phool se khushbo juda ho jaise

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Simat Ek Lamhe main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota

Jhootha Hi Sahi Pyar Dikhaya Hi Nahi

Unhone Apna Kabhi Banaya Hi Nahi
Jhootha Hi Sahi Pyar Dikhaya Hi Nahi
Galtiyan Apni Hum Maan B Jaate
Par Kya Kare Kasoor Hamara Hume Btaya Hi Nahi

Hazaro Jhopdiya Jalkar Rakh Hoti Hai
Tab Jakar Kahi 1 Mahal Banta Hai
Aashiqo Ke Marne Pe Kafan Bhi Nahi Milta
Or Hasinao Ke Marne Pe Tajmahal Banta Hai.

Dil ko aadat si hogayi

Dilko aadatsi ho gayi hai chot khaneki,
Bhigi palkon sang muskuraneki,
Kash anjam hum pehle se jaan jaate,
To koshish bhi nahi karte dil laganeki…

Kitni hi batain hai is dil main,
Kammi to sirf alfaaz ki hai…
Log keh dete hai isse berukhi hamari…
Kammi to unme bhi ehsaas ki hai……

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

Kyon mere humraz tune dilki halat puch li,
Tujhko bhi rona pada mujhko rulaneke baad.
Rakhme kya dhundte chingariyan bhi bujh gayi,
Hoshme aye bhi hum to dil jala deneke baad…

Shayari Mehfil

Dhadkan thami si hai tere bagair
Meri Aakhiri Khwaish
Aisa kyun kiya ?
Andaaje Mohabbat
Subaah udaas hogi
Aapki yaadein
Kya batayein haal hamara..
Palkon K Dehleez Par Khwaab
ROMANTIC SHAYARI COLLECTION
Pyar Na Karna
Hum ne rona Chod diya
Unse Hum ab Kya Kahein?
Is Se Zyaada Hum Kya karein?
Kaun Si Saans Aakhiri Hogi…
Kaisa majaak kar gayi
Log aisa kyun samajh lete hain
Badalte Hum Aur Tum
Teri Aarzoo
Jhootha Hi Sahi Pyar Dikhaya Hi Nahi
Dil ko aadat si hogayi

Dhadkan thami si hai tere bagair

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bas Itna Fasana Hai
Kagaz Ki Haweli Hai Baarish Ka Zamana Hai
Kya Shart-E-Mohabbat Hai, Kya Shart-E-Zamana Hai
Awaaz bhi Zakhmi hai aur Geet bhi gaana hai

Ek zara si Bhool Khata ban gayi
Meri Wafa hi Meri Saza ban gayi
Dil lia aur Khel kar Torr dia
Hamari Jaan gayi aur unki Ada ban gayi

Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai,
Tute patte se puchoo kya hota hai judai,
Yun bhul jane ka ilzaam na do humko
Waqt se puchoo hai koi pal jab tumhari yad humko na aai……

Zindagi gamo ka pulinda hai,
Khushian aaj koi chuninada hai ,
Kabhi yaad kar liya karo iss nacheez ko yaar,
Yeh shaks abhi tak zinda hai,

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
Na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair,
Waqt apni rafter se chala jar aha hai,
Bus dhadkan thami si hai tere bagair

Meri Aakhiri Khwaish

Mayat pe meri do aansu baha jana
ab iss se aage hamein kahan jana
zindagi par mulaqat ko tarse hum
aakhir vaqt to tu janaze pe aajana

Meri mayat pe phoolo ke haar na chadaao
Mujhe uska intezaar hai meri mayat na uthaao
Dekhlene do mere chehre ko aaj ji bhar ke
Mere muh se yeh safeyd kapda hataao

Rukwa dena mere janaze ko..
gali jab unka ghar aaye….
Shayad wo Zhank le Khidki Se….
Aur mera Dil Dhadak jaaye….

Aisa kyun kiya ?

Kabhi kabhi ye sab kuch apna khyaal lagta hai
Wo mera hai ya nahi ,uljha sawal lagta hai
Main wafa kar k b gumnamiyon main hun
Wo bewafa hai magar BEMISAL lagta hai

Zakhm itnay gehray hain k izhar kya karain
Ham kud nishana ban gae waar kya karaen
Mar gae ham magar Khuli rahi Ankhen
Ab is se zyada unka intizar kya karaen

Mohabton ka ajeeb karobar Hum ne kiya,
Wo bewafa se hi magar Pyar Hum ne kiya.
Wo chod gai to mat kaho bura usko
Qasoor uska nahi aitbar Hum ne hi kia

Unhe nafrat thi humse to izhar kyoun kiya,
Dena tha zehar to pyar kyun kiya,
Dekar zehar kehte hain pena hoga,
Aur jab pi gaye zehar to keh dia ab jeena hoga

Andaaje Mohabbat

Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain …

Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha
wo utni hi door ho gayi jitni kareeb thi
hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe
jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi,
Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi
Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye,
Meri nazro ki ummed ban’na kabhi

Bahut dur hai sitaro se roshan jahan,
Jara humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi
Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera,
Tum andaje mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabhi